

Is there a good reason why I just kept you alive? Lara Croft: Yes. Lara Croft: Tourist visa? Alex West: No, I'm working.

Lara Croft: You're making a big mistake! Alex West: 41, 40, 39. Powell! Manfred Powell: Cease fire! Hold your fire! Keep counting. Alex West: And out of the demon's ass.Īlex West: 60 seconds to go. She is good, don't get me wrong, but she's in it for the glory, whereas I'm in it for the money. Manfred Powell: So, any sign of Lady Croft? Alex West: Not yet. Go.īryce: "My ignorance amuses me." "My ignorance amuses me"? Lara Croft: Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing. After all, as you once said so memorably, "It's all just a business." So go, go do business. Lara Croft: Oh, look, I think your clients need you. It's not like you ever really owned them or anything. Alex West: Stole? Stole? You know, that's funny. Alex West: Why? Lara Croft: You stole my prayer wheels. Are you still pretending to be an archaeologist? Alex West: Lara, do we always have to fight like this? I mean, maybe we don't. Even though it's obviously just for show. Still pretending to be a photojournalist? Y'know, I think it's really cool that you still have a day job. "Hidden within." What is that? Lara Croft: The All-Seeing Eye.Īlex West: Lara Croft, I don't believe it. Bryce: It's my map, so I know where they all came from. Hilary: What is that? Bryce: Ugh! Bugger! Lara Croft: Bugger. I just took my hand off the fibre optics. What did I do? Lara Croft: Where is that? Bryce: Don't know. Lara Croft: Wait, what did you do? Bryce: I don't know. last night, during the first stage of the alignment.

Bryce: Ooh! Lara Croft: Bryce, don't start. Bryce: Must be one of those ticking clocks, eh? Lara Croft: It was hidden in a secret room. Bryce: What's that smell? Lara Croft: 5:00 A.M.
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Can't you live in the house? Bryce: Well, I'm a free spirit, me. How's business? Lara Croft: Bryce! Bryce: Okay, okay, I'm comin, I'm comin'. Pimms: We're not, uh- We're not ready, are we? Manfred Powell: No. Illuminati Headmaster: We shall be ready. Manfred Powell: Well, I don't know about you, but that's more time than I'm prepared to commit to this enterprise. And if we fail, we must wait another 5,000 years. But remember: We have only a single opportunity to retrieve the two halves of the Triangle. Illuminati Headmaster: This is good news, Mr. Illuminati Headmaster: So, we will have possession of the key in.one week. And I am supremely confident that we will have our answer in time for the relevant planetary alignment. But I'm happy to announce that we're almost ready. Except to respectfully remind the council that we are working from clues based on ancient cosmological models. Powell, your explanation for this, please. The first day of the planetary alignment, and we are still no nearer to discovering the location of the key. Illuminati Headmaster: Brothers and sisters, today is the 15th of May. Lara Croft: Yes, a lady should be modest. Hilary: I'm only trying to turn you into a lady. Bryce: But you said to make it more challenging, so- Lara Croft: Hence, the live fire. This is a disaster! Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off? Bryce: Ah, well, that would be a, uh, no. This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!ĭialogue Lara Croft: Stop! īryce: Oh, bugger! Not live rounds, Lara! Lara Croft: Oh.Well, Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time.So, pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off. Exhume the light from it's watery grave to receive the gift of heaven as you are condemned to the depths of Hell." Right. "Return the iron to the stone's embrace."To see the world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything.
